*GIVEAWAY* Rapidshare / ~dead filehost~ / Megashares Christmas giveaway

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Rapidshare / ~dead filehost~ / Megashares Christmas giveaway

Here are the rules:

You can either tell us a funny joke or make an interesting graphic (photoshop) that impresses us and let us know what account you want.
All posts will be ignored after December 25th

Special thanks to hellboyy for these accounts.

[UncleSam]

good luck everyone

[Patriot]

good luck everyone, give it your best shot!

[TommyGunslinger]

Good luck ya'll! I wanna see some entries!!!

why did thekid join wusa? cause he's my bitch

[KingFisherman]

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: ' California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that
their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, The Daily Oklahoman, a local newspaper in Oklahoma, reported the following: After digging as deep as 300 feet in his pasture near Mustang, Oklahoma , Bubba Mitchell, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Oklahoma had already gone wireless.

Thank God for Bubba.

Who said Okies are hicks??

[UncleSam]

HAHA! nice

[TommyGunslinger]

C'mon whos next? I wanna see some jokes people!! i like jokes.

[hellboyy]

[UncleSam]

Come on people, there is still time!

[TommyGunslinger]

Come on guys, gotta be more jokes out there!

[Shiva]

Ok, here's a joke directly from my IRC network for some year ago. (and Yeah I'm sure staff cant enter this competition)

[11:41:32] <[PP]LetterO> ah yes.. how wars doing?.
[11:41:50] <MerryMoo> I can answer that question. Stand by
[11:42:14] <%Mea_Culpa> press the stand by button [PP]LetterO
[11:42:45] <[PP]LetterO> whats the stand by button mea
[11:42:53] <%Mea_Culpa> eh..it was a joke
[11:42:57] <[PP]LetterO> LOl..
[11:42:57] <MerryMoo> lol
[11:43:05] <[PP]LetterO> i was like finding the button LOL

This is what you call n00bs!

Teddy Bear Prize

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf.”

[UncleSam]

haha, nice :cool:

Come on people there's still time!

[alucard]

This one is incredibly short and dumb, but i still laughed at it hard.


What's brown and sticky?

A stick.


Dry humor is fun haha

[jjndoe]

The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference, and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink together at a bar.

The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list.

Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously, wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.

"Naaaah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."

:D Merry Christmas Happy Holidays and a safe new year to all!

Santa...I would like a rapidshare account please...and thank you!

Janie Doe

[UncleSam]

nice! again keep it up there is still some time!

Guinness FTW!